Brown Puppy Dog Hand Puppet by Folkmanis

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STRICTLY GERM PROOF

The Antiseptic Baby and the Prophylatic Pup

Were playing in the garden when the Bunny gamboled up;

They looked upon the Creature with a loathing disguised;-

It wasn’t Disinfected and it wasn’t Sterlized.

They said it was a Microbe and a Hotbead of Disease;

They steamed it in a vapor of a thousand odd degrees;

They froze it in a freezer that was cold as Banished Hope

And washed it in permanganate with carbolated soap.

In sulphurated hydrogen they steeped its wiggly ears;

They trimmed its frisky whiskers with a pair of hard boiled shears

They donned their rubber mittens and they took it by the hand

And elected it a member of the Fumigated Band.

There’s not a Micrococcus in the garden where they play;

They bathe in pure iodoform a dozen times a day;

And each imbibes his rations from a Hygienic Cup -

The Bunny and the Baby and the Prophylatic Pup.

               poem by Arthur Guiterman